Learner driver behind the wheel of a Hyundai iMAX negotiating a five-way roundabout and exiting form the inside lane…


A Night at the Opera

Audience breakdown:

Budding opera singers = 25%

Vocal coaches and teachers = 25%

Various other performer-types = 25 %

Snobs and intellectuals who don’t really like it but like to look like they like opera = 20%

Randoms that defy categorisation = 4%

Totally out of place and subsequently extremely cool dude with dreadlocks to his calves = 1%